February 2012
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
“Quando a gente descobre algumas verdades, parece que todo o resto foi mentira.”
– Tati Bernardi
“Daí você se enche de coisas pra preencher sua mente - livros, músicas, novas...”
– Vinícius Kretek, VK (via 27-06)
"EU TE QUERO AQUI E AGORA" "calma mãe, já to indo...
Sou orgulhoso demais pra puxar conversa no msn...
me when i'm hungry: i'm hungry
me when i'm bored: i'm hungry
me when i'm tired: i'm hungry
me when i'm doing homework: i'm hungry
me when i'm doing nothing: i'm hungry
me everyday: i'm hungry
me when i was born: i'm hungry
me when i die: i'm hungry
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“Hoje eu queria estar só.
Mas não sozinho.
Só contigo.”
– Caio Fernando Abreu
Ai você esquece a pessoa, e ela volta do além pra...
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
“Eu transformei tua casa numa bagunça. Tu transformou minha vida. Justo.”
– Esteban Tavares (via mi-lon-ga)
